So busy

Still to do: mortgage, mushrooms, campsite. Cottage booked (in Dumfries and Galloway, from Sep 26 for a week if anyone's interested...)

Sir Whingealot's to-do list:

• Make sure I wake up and start crying before 7am. Check.
• Decide to like dry muesli and scatter it around grandma and grandad's living room. Check.
• Drive my tractor without any trousers on. Check.
• Count frogs. Check.
• Scoop soil. Check.
• Get very upset when my small friend from http://allgrownup06.blogspot.com/ shows an interest in toys that are his but that I am playing with. Check.
• Develop obsession with allgrownup's cat-shaped doormat. Check.
• Eat chalk. Check.
• Come up with a new game that involves climbing the steps of the Little Tikes slide then holding my arms out until mummy lifts me off and cuddles me. Check.
• Grab bottle of wine off shelf in Somerfield while mummy is perusing the Italian whites with me in a hastily grabbed ring sling. Check.
• Help mummy make risotto by eating lots of raw diced onion. Check.
• Decide to feed euphorbia to chickens, despite the fact that mummy keeps telling me it will irritate my skin if I keep picking it. What is she on about now? Check.
• Eat the last few ripe blackcurrants straight off the bushes. Check.
• Eat large quantities of risotto, surprising mummy, then fromage frais, then melon, then raid cornflake box, then drink lots of milk at bedtime. Check.
• Examine toes in bath. Check.
• Flake out at bedtime exhausted from such a busy day in which I have achieved exactly what I wanted to. Check.