Friday, 21 August 2009

It's (drumroll)... Sir Whingealot

Sir Whingealot Farty-Pants has been busy. Here are his status updates for the day.
Sir W F-P:
  • discovered that his teeth are sharp enough to bite through the packaging of the Tesco cheese with the picture of the cow on it. Moooo.
  • bit mummy's finger too for good measure but she was poking it in his mouth looking for new teeth.
  • helped mummy grate the carrots and tasted the raw onion for her.
  • did some weeding.
  • patted a frog.
  • gave mummy a pretty shell still containing a semi-dessicated snail.
  • let the chickens out.
  • made the dining room look like a beach by bringing several plastic cups full of sand inside.
  • dragged a chair right across the kitchen to get to the Cornflakes on the worktop.
  • found some breadsticks he had hidden inside his jigsaw tin.
  • smeared yoghurt in his hair.
  • decided he liked raw beansprouts but not stir-fried ones.
  • showed off his potty to the people who came to view the house by carrying it to the bathroom and sitting on it fully clothed.
  • slipped in quite a comical fashion in his own wee after bathtime.
  • got very annoyed at the magnetic cars when he tried to get the wrong ends to connect.
  • hid several handfulls of Cornflakes inside the ornamental chick watering can on the kitchen windowledge. Ha ha, mummy will never find those!

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