Thursday, 30 April 2009

Man wanted

Must be perfect in every way. You know the sort of stuff: ruggedly good looking, strong but caring, good at putting up shelves and changing oil, home owner, generous salary that allows me to piss about doing what I want but that doesn't involve him working all hours, sweet and sensitive but not a girl.... etc.

I haven't had to look for a new man since I was 16. I am now 32. The rules may have changed slightly since then. I may have changed slightly since then. Oh bugger. I don't think I have even encountered a single man within a reasonable age range within the last year or so. Where do I start?

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