Random status updates

Just some of the things I did or could have posted today. JK:

• should have bought a bigger pirate ship.
• wonders if there's an equation to work out how long the chlorine takes to offgas from a 30-something litre tank with a surface area I could work out if I could be bothered.
• needs to wash the nasty shop smell out of her new bedsheet. The one to replace the sheet the small child managed to rip.
• needs more tea.
• is impressed that her calves fit in her boots even when clad in skinny jeans, and is pleased that the make of jeans she bought is generously sized, making her a 14.
• is going to get some fresh air and sunshine at Wigg Island.
• couldn't work out if the tide was coming in or going out.
• doesn't like dogs.
• is liking the blossom and celandine.
• is going to leave the washing hanging in the yard while she goes to work and hope it doesn't rain.
• is getting hooked on Rock Radio as some kind of teenage nostalgia thing.
• needs more tea.
• is at work as usual on a Sunday.
• is playing solitaire.
• is liking the fact it's still light when she leaves work.
• should check her tyre pressure.
• should re-tape her car bumper.
• is daydreaming on the M6, as is her piscean wont.
• is opening a bottle of rioja.
• was going to watch The Departed from her V+ box but has given up to have an early night instead.
• needs chamomile and spearmint tea.
• just remembered she needs to put the sheet on her bed before she gets in it.