And the little guy's status...

Here are the two-year-old's status updates. Little man:

• had an excellent time at his first Jo Jingles session and particularly liked the bubbles.
• waved to people on canal boats.
• likes running around on the edge of the canal and making mummy panic.
• picked a dandelion.
• found some very nice sticks along the towpath, including one with a funny fluffy bit on the end.
• didn't want to sit around while mummy drank tea and ate cake, because he'd already been very patient at the first cafe over lunch.
• fed some goats.
• fell asleep on the way home regardless of mummy's singing to try to keep him awake.
• didn't want to eat his tea until mummy pretended she was going to eat it and then wolfed the lot.
• got very excited when his aunty arrived to babysit.
• likes being put to bed by his aunty because she's not as mean as mummy and reads lots of books.
• slept under his duvet for the second time instead of in a Grobag.
• probably doesn't realise he's got a nice new bed to sleep in soon, just as soon as daddy returns the allen key and screw from the Ikea kit that he accidentally left with at the weekend.
• has put his bowl of cereal in his truck.
• is playing a tune on a cornflake.
• is currently obsessed with choo-choos and might get taken to Liverpool on the train this week.
• can count, but only if it's something worth counting, like choo choos.
• would really like to get his hands on the keyboard and has already managed to mysteriously change the font mummy is typing in.
• is having a meltdown because he wants milk, even though his milk is on the little table right in front of him.