Little man:
- had a strop because his fake eggs kept falling out of their fake box as he slammed his fake shopping trollery around.
- had a strop because mummy wouldn't let him drop a fake egg in a real cup of milk.
- had a dance.
- ran away at the first sight of trousers, as usual.
- tried to stamp on all the piles of cornflakes as mummy swept them up.
- flirted his way to extra biscuits at Tiny Talk. Again.
- is pleased that mummy bought a melon at the supermarket but wanted to eat it right there and then.
- appeared in the garden with a large handful of oatcakes apparently intent on feeding them to the chickens.
- fed the chickens a spare courgette.
- said 'no' quite clearly for the first time ever when mummy suggested he might like to finish his oatcake instead of demanding breadsticks.
- said 'stick', meaning breadstick.
- stirred a pot of four-day old tea.
- emptied all the dirty clothes out of the washing basket so he could climb into it instead.
- ate the end piece of the garlic clove mummy was chopping.
- grated some Parmesan.
- didn't notice when mummy skipped several pages of his bedtime books. Cackle.
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